My dick was about to snap...

...I'm not sure what I said.

-Matt

Do you want to lick it again?

Ypu don't have to ease me back in...

... I'm good to go.

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Im going to rub one out to you later.

Cake! You can't get mad. .

Good night...

I won't pull your hair.

"Its a warm box and 20 minutes of pure mmmmmm..."

"Its a warm box and 20 minutes of pure mmmmmm..."

"Ive seen my mothers tits. They're huge. "

"Ive seen my mothers tits. They're huge. "

Look me in the eyes ...

I don't mind a mans gaze.

You're too big to stab at balls.

You're too big to stab at balls.

"You have a dick like a pill?"

Yeah, put it in your mouth, and it makes yours bigger.

Remember when I showed you my foreskin?

Remember when I showed you my foreskin?

Youve never been tickled by a nub, have you?

Oh, everyone knows who said that.

What's the virginia connection?

Vagina.