I was replaced...

...by a plastic pony pussy.

"Jack all over me!"

Thanks Jen.

It's in, it's in, I'm sorry...

Yup.

"I think my dog just motorboated me..."

Yup

My dick was about to snap...

...I'm not sure what I said.

-Matt

Do you want to lick it again?

Ypu don't have to ease me back in...

... I'm good to go.

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Im going to rub one out to you later.

Cake! You can't get mad. .

Good night...

I won't pull your hair.

"Its a warm box and 20 minutes of pure mmmmmm..."

"Its a warm box and 20 minutes of pure mmmmmm..."

"Ive seen my mothers tits. They're huge. "

"Ive seen my mothers tits. They're huge. "

Look me in the eyes ...

I don't mind a mans gaze.

You're too big to stab at balls.

You're too big to stab at balls.