Ypu don't have to ease me back in...

... I'm good to go.

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Im going to rub one out to you later.

Cake! You can't get mad. .

Good night...

I won't pull your hair.

"Its a warm box and 20 minutes of pure mmmmmm..."

"Its a warm box and 20 minutes of pure mmmmmm..."

"Ive seen my mothers tits. They're huge. "

"Ive seen my mothers tits. They're huge. "

Look me in the eyes ...

I don't mind a mans gaze.

You're too big to stab at balls.

You're too big to stab at balls.

"You have a dick like a pill?"

Yeah, put it in your mouth, and it makes yours bigger.

Remember when I showed you my foreskin?

Remember when I showed you my foreskin?

Youve never been tickled by a nub, have you?

Oh, everyone knows who said that.

What's the virginia connection?

Vagina.

How's your dick pie?

Archie

Clearly...

Clearly, our coozies are meant for two different things.

"That almost counts as a threesome."

"That almost counts as a threesome."

"If I push it any further, it's going to bleed."

"If I push it any further, it's going to bleed."

"If I'm going to poop on a broad's chest, that's the main event."

"If I'm going to poop on a broad's chest, that's the main event."

*fart*

*fart*

"Sorry, that was my attempt at a slider."

"I guess I don't flick it enough."

"I guess I don't flick it enough."

"I'd rather have two dicks."

"I'd rather have two dicks."

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