How's your dick pie?

Archie

Clearly...

Clearly, our coozies are meant for two different things.

"That almost counts as a threesome."

"That almost counts as a threesome."

"If I push it any further, it's going to bleed."

"If I push it any further, it's going to bleed."

"If I'm going to poop on a broad's chest, that's the main event."

"If I'm going to poop on a broad's chest, that's the main event."

*fart*

*fart*

"Sorry, that was my attempt at a slider."

"I guess I don't flick it enough."

"I guess I don't flick it enough."

"I'd rather have two dicks."

"I'd rather have two dicks."

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